| Anti-Lucas rant |
[Jan. 21st, 2005|10:41 pm] |
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| | Brown Eyed Girl, Van Morrison | ] | This I originally began to compose in my DJ. I got halfway through it, and decided it was too pointed and spam-like for it, so I moved it into Notepad, finished it, then copied it in here.
Has anyone else tried to access the link that Lucas gave us? It isn't there, as far as I can tell. And I'm not about to try every possible combination of caps and lowercase for it, especially when he's too lazy to actually update his HTML with "Hi! I've put xyz new item HERE!" links. Gods, the man's an idiot. He expects us to remember his stupid webpage (which none of us do; it's a needlessly complex domain), bookmark it (none of us do, there's no point; he just saves the files in there each time without actually linking to them, so the base website's no use) and contact him if there's a problem (none of us do; we go to Black, instead). *Muttergrumble*
Oh well, I'm in the mood to flame him, so I think I might just do that this time.
Hi, sir, y'know that note that you didn't actually give us, but got handed to a week after it was written saying 'HI! I want to see you last week!', forcing me to come to school on a day when I had completely finished school for the year and had no other reason to turn up, only to discover that you'd left already and I couldn't give you wanted anyway. Yeah, that note. Well, this mythical file you linked us to in it doesn't appear to actually exist. I've tried a number of variation of the filename to try and allow for case sensitiveness, and I'm sick of it! For Gods sake, get over yourself and actively update your HTML. IT ISN'T THAT HARD. I know you feel accomplished with your 'Hello World' in C, but please remember, you seem to intend your website's audience to be us, the students. And you actively request that we check it regularly. This is pointless for us, because there is never new content on the actual webpage. It is always on some obscure sub-document, with no way to get to it except to have access to the exact filename in advance. Sir, this is what LINKS are FOR. They are so people do not make typos while trying to find things on your website. They are so the people who are trying to access your content do not get bored after playing 'Guess the Filename Roulette' for the fifth time and coming up with the cheerfully annoying Geocities 404 page and go away. We don't mind if you put your "These are your new files, children" links on a separate page (wouldn't want to mess up the oh-so-1994 black text on white background with blue links); but for GODS' SAKE, MAKE ONE! Then your website (or, more probably, the sub-site which lists new links) may actually be worth examining on a relatively regular basis. Your excuse "But then I'd have to continually re-code" holds no water. THAT'S THE POINT. Your webpage is updated? You update the coding, so that the website matches the changes. You do NOT let it stagnate. I have done similar things with tasks a fair bit bigger than this one would be, and I'm sure Black has done even more so. Black has almost certainly done things ten times as major, and could probably code a script to do this FOR you in his sleep; but in the usage licence would probably be a requirement that you stop using Geocities. WHY are you on Geocities? There are surely web hosts who, for a similar price tag, could give you an actual domain name. Since I note that the main part of your website is a plug for a weekender cottage you own, wouldn't it send a far better image to anyone considering renting the property to have your own domain name? It would make your website's address main easily recognisable and memorable than a sub-domain, to boot. And it would make life far easier for us peons to use your website. Besides, do you actually GET anyone visiting who have seen your website? The colour scheme hurts MY eyes. I cannot imagine how you, who constantly bombards us with "Don't make me eyeses work" could have such a horrendous freak of design and think you're doing a good thing. Have you LOOKED at it? The green is far too strong to contrast nicely with black, and red should never be written on or with, and blue looks bad enough on white. GODS! It makes my head hurt just thinking about it. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, updating. I was reading a website yesterday (asktog.com), that listed generally unmentioned design bugs. One of the most interesting was the "Let's you save me some work" bug (http://www.asktog.com/Bughouse/10MostPersistentBugs.html) which seems to actively reflect the problem here. You're saving, what? Half a line of HTML coding? To make every person you ask to view it send ten times as long trying to figure out which random letters you've capitalised. (Oh? You didn't realise web paths were case sensitive? THEY ARE. Deal with it.)
I guess that's about as much vitriol as I can put into an entry without gagging. His website REALLY irks me though. Check it out for yourself: http://www.geocities.com/oranutang1953/ is the one advertising his holiday home and http://www.geocities.com/oranutang1953/FSHS is the one we're supposed to bookmark and "Check regularly". HA.
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